Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. The perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice.
At 10 oz., this soap is 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal 
A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty (same as our Accomplishment Bar)
May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
Made in the USA